Teenage Patrick needs to be protected at all costs.

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Mark Hoppus talking about Pete Wentz x

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ryden is like an ongoing mystery novel with clues and evidence all over the place and we’re trying to figure out who or what killed the relationship in the end.

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"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"

Jesus: Ah yes.

Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.

Jesus: What a shame.

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So, I was at work last night when my abusive, deadbeat biological father who I haven't seen in 12 years randomly shows up and wants to talk things out. He's incredibly manipulative and almost tricked me into feeling sorry for him. God, I'm still so frustrated and upset...I was really hoping that I'd never have to see him again. Why the hell would he choose to show up now? What does he even want?


All I got to say is keep your money in your pockets. If he wants to talk then he can talk. Make him cut right to the chase. But under no circumstance should you give no money up. If he seeks pity instead of understanding you know he wants something more than to just talk…


don’t date anyone who doesn’t want to hear your favorite song, watch your favorite movie, read your favorite book

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1. Sometimes you’ll be like, “HEY EVERYONE LET’S DO SUSHI AND DRINKS AND FUN STUFF TOMORROW NIGHT!” but then tomorrow night comes and you regret everything as you try to weasel your way out of plans that you created. You resent 24-Hours-Ago-You for being so enthusiastic.